Not to be a dick ... BUT Really???

So sometime I get contacted by possible clients and they make me want to pull my hair out and ask myself.. Seriously?
Here is a series of texts I received in a back and forth that lasted 40 mins.
Clients messages are in bold and mine are not, but it should be apparent as to which message came from me without having to make the distinction but just in case.

Enjoy!
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"Ian. 
U available? (insert unoriginal online handle here)"

For what? Client call or just play

"Client"

Yes. When and where. I'm at the gym now

"U can host? Soon?"  - *remember that he asked "soon?"*

I can host but I live on **th But it's right off the 2/3 express train and a short train ride. Also near the 4/5 or right off the FDR if you drive or would take a cab
I'm hopping in a shower at the gym. Putting phone in locker

"So, how much time do u need 2 prep ur 
fuckhole?"

I can be home and ready in 45 mins. An hour at the most
So should I head home?

"Do u drink piss? Pnp? Your address?"

Yes and I use to, I'm cool with it but not doing T  and ******* ave Ny Ny
Should I head home?

"No. This seems 2 rushed."

If you say so. Have a good day

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Ah I love working in the "service" industry... Sarcasm leaking from my "fuckhole" in case you couldn't pick that up due to lack of proper methods of conveying the tone of my statement through text!

And from past experience i have a feeling it was my response to not doing tina for his reason to cancel
 

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  • 1/6/2012 3:25 PM Luis wrote:
    It sounds like he was jerking and came by just your response... I love the illogic used.
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    1. 1/6/2012 3:53 PM Ian JayXXX wrote:
      I feel a bit like an ass cause he did send me an email on rentboy email an hour or so after the table tennis style texting (i hate making the word text plural) apologizing for it not working out today and that he would like to hire me (which may change if/when he see's my blog)
      But i dont regret it because it wasnt so much towards him directly as it was me venting having to deal with this style stuff all the time and this just happened to be the most recent example to set me off.

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  • 1/6/2012 3:56 PM killerboy wrote:
    Love this post and love knowing more about the "service industry". It's something I often think about getting into my self as I have had some offers as of late. How much do you charge and how much would you suggested someone with out prom experience should charge?
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    1. 1/8/2012 12:52 PM Ian JayXXX wrote:
      Well it reallly depends on what you think you can get away with. I would look on rentboy.com and rentmen.com in your city and see what the average price is for the escorts in your town. Prices have decreased over the past few years due to the economy and these kids throwing themselves up on the sites and asking a meer 100-150 an hour. Thats just doing the rest of us an injustice, cause now i have guys try to hangle prices with me. In not a used car lot, my listed price is what i ask for, and i typically go for about 280 n hr and around 1,000 for an overnight and that can go up or down depending on the type of stuff they would like to do on the overnight, like if they plan to party or get into intense fetish scenes or what  have you. And a word to the wise if any possible Johns are reading this .... just remember, you get what you pay for. Im a "trained" professional, so if you wanna say "but this other escort will do it for 100" well there is probably a reason his prices are much lower... just keep that in mind please.
      And myself personally, i love doing the porn shoots, i always have fun when doing the videos, but i cant wait to not HAVE to escort anymore. It is a bitch being on call all the time and dealing with the shit that deal with is definitely not worth it.
      And yes, porn guys can tend to charge more because the porn is basically a video resume that shows what your getting. Porn is like the marketing for your escorting business.
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  • 1/18/2012 3:59 AM Jeremy wrote:
    What a tard! Oh well...let him have his Tina...and his meth mouth. You're far too attractive to have that shit anyway. What a loser! LoL@too rushed.
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  • 1/26/2012 3:10 AM yaoi rabbit wrote:
    Can I hire you?
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